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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need
you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of
Nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness
of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no ..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
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The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal.
She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.
"Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, "I know I know!" she said, "To make the gravy!" |
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The Christian Barber
There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, \"Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door.\"
Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, \"I want a shave!\" The barber said, \"Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment.\" The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, \"God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen.\"
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying \"Good morning sir. I have a question for you... Are you ready to die?\" |
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